Reblog if you’re Single.
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Due to the high number of wasteful lives in the world, I will delete everyone from existence who does not reblog this post on all of their blogs by February 30th, 2013
danphil-imagines:
ask-arthur-anything:
askthe2pspaniard:
thefstandsforfuckyeah:
the-hat-needs-magic:
lovelycheshire:
staticsrecyclebin:
martincrieffsbakedpotato:
moxiearien:
chicken-in-a-basket:
tbkultracombo:
galacticenkidulga:
hahah this is Bullsh—
>looks at source
no questions asked
welp
better safe than sorry


Source: god
Well, I guess I have to reblog
dat source XD
^THIS

Why would god be on tumblr??? I would’ve seen him to be the twitter type
not taking this chance

Oh gosh the comments
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If this gets 50,000 notes by Jan 1st. I’ll keep my life.
suicidehurts:
ithink-ive-hit-the-floor:
I made it so high because I know it will never get that many notes.
I don’t care if this doesn’t go with your theme, if you can see this then boost the notes.
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If you’re reading this, you’re beautiful and fucking perfect.
eyesxnines:
bit peak on blind people really
I was about to add what that looks like in braille. Then I realised my plan was very, very flawed.
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If you’re reading this, you’re beautiful and fucking perfect.
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mataring:
i will have sex with the next person who messages me
i got 0 messages and i lost a follower
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Period: Let me just stab you in the uterus. Nbd
Period: You didn't like that pair or underwear, did you? Good, 'cause its ruined.
Period: Go eat a whole tub of ice cream, a cake and 3 chocolate bars, and then maybe some fried chicken
Period: I hope you like blood
Period: * breeze* instantly horny
Period: Can I make those wrappers any more noisy? Challenge accepted.
Period: I hope your mom didn't like that bedding
Period: You're not ugly enough as it is, here, have a face full of pimples
Period: Let me just keep you up all night with some cramps
Period: I'm here for a week, enjoy bitches